ducklingharpoon asked:
hai faget

How long ago was this? I maed a niw tumbelr

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

(via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

My lesson’s learned; stand downwind and watch it burn

djtinytim:

itscalling:

k1mkardashian:

chris is just a simple guy

always at 4pm

Keep this man away from Petco and all cats

(Source: bumbleblu)

Before the thorns taught me their sharp lessons and bled weakness from me I had but one brother, and I loved him well. But those days are gone and what is left of them lies in my mother’s tomb. Now I have many brothers, quick with knife and sword, and as evil as you please. We ride this broken empire and loot its corpse. They say these are violent times, the end of days when the dead roam and monsters haunt the night. All that’s true enough, but there’s something worse out there, in the dark. Much worse.

Damaged people are dangerous; they know they can survive. 

vriskers-serket:

face down ass up that’s the way i like to cry in my room alone

(via hagridsbooty)

pimpeta-slap:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

(Source: chadleymacguff, via terrorkion)

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